[crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch .... crunch, crunch]

Whaaat!?

[crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch ... sip ... crunch, crunch]

Gad!

[sip ... crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch]

Heavens!

[crunch, crunch, crunch ... sip ... expectant silence ... restless fidgeting ... sound of Earnest whistling in the distance ... DING-A-LING ... thump, thumpety, thump; mad stampede down the stairs]